realistic dialogue

“So I get this word-a-day thing emailed to me every day by the Oxford English Dictionary and…”

“I hate the way the Oxford English Dictionary controls all the words. It’s elitist. They’re profiteering off the English language. Somebody has to challenge their power.”

“We could storm the ramparts of their headquarters and ride triumphantly away with a new vocabulary.”

“It’s not that easy. They control the meanings of the words ‘ramparts’ and ‘storm,’ so our options are limited.”

snowed in
the war is just
an anagram


 

with thanks to Brad for half of the dialogue and most of the humor

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